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I'm Tom Bodett, and we'll leave a corpse out for ya [Sick]

From priests to beasts, it's this weeks Mugshot Roundup [Fail]

Fire chief angry at 'idiots' for wasting his department's time and money when they have to rescue them from roof [Obvious]

Ah, wasn't it a wonderful, mild winter? Yes, yes it was, says Alberto [Obvious]

How an angler and two government bureaucrats may have saved the Atlantic Ocean. And by "saved" they mean preventing the primary source of food for most fish in the sea from going extinct [Interesting]

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